Every December we lie to kids and no one feels bad about it.
Technically we lie year round, but probably most often during the last month of the year. The stretching of the truth to get kids to behave is seen as we tell the story of Santa Claus. A jolly man with a history of trespassing walks into homes across the world to leave kids a present under the tree. If we told a similar story of a man who did that any other time of the year, he’d be hit with a breaking an entering charge. As years pass and we get older, we no longer hold to the story we were once told. The idea that an overweight man can fit down a chimney just doesn’t add up. With that, we stop believing. Although we adults no longer let our imagination run with the story of Santa Claus and his elves, there is a man who brings us holiday themed presents and he won’t be breaking into our home while we’re sleeping. That man is Mr. Holmes.
Not really an actual person, more like a shop Mr. Holmes Bakehouse offers delicious pastries in a beautiful white box that might as well be considered presents. A relatively new shop to Los Angeles, I checked out Mr. Holmes before their grand opening and then reviewed a few of their pastries shortly after their big day. Since then, I’ve been back to grab cookies and donuts to jump-start my day. Now with the holidays just around the corner I was in the shop to try out a couple of their holiday inspired pastries.
In a beautiful white box with gold print came my order: a pair of Cinnamon Hot Cocoa Cruffins ($4.50 each) and four Eggnog Donuts ($3.50 each). I’ve had a few of the donuts in different flavors previously so I already knew this one would taste good. However, I never had the chance to try the cruffin and that meant it was the first pastry I ate.
My hand grabbed the croissant-muffin fusion at lightening speed in hopes of eliminating any wasted time when I wasn’t eating it. I was unsure how to approach this one: do I tear it apart with my hands or should I shove my face in it as tastefully as possible. Since tearing it apart caused pieces to fall to the floor, I didn’t want to risk loosing any more of the cruffin than I already had. Going at it face first, the bites brought an explosion of cinnamon and sugar to my face. It was impossible to keep my mouth, nose, and cheeks clean and I didn’t mind since my lips covered in sugar meant I could save it for later. The bread of the cruffin was flaky on the outside and soft on the inside. It’s a carb heaven for the bread lover. Even better, the semi-sweet dollop of custard infused to the center of the cruffin had a moderate amount of a hot chocolate taste. It made me feel like I should be enjoying it by a fireplace watching the snow slowly fall across my window. But since I live in LA where it hasn’t snowed since 1962, sitting in the shop will have to do instead.
After I finished one of the cruffins, I wanted to give the eggnog donut a taste. The cute and plump donut was injected with a silky smooth and sweet custard that tasted like I was drinking eggnog straight out of the carton in front of the fridge. I loved how the custard was wrapped around the soft and warm donut because it tasted like the best combination one could ask to have. I think it would be a great idea if this donut replaced mistletoe at Christmas parties. Even if you don’t have someone in your life, people would still stand underneath it. I know I would.
Even though the pastries here are no longer available, Mr. Holmes Bakehouse has many more cruffin and donut flavors coming throughout the month! When it comes to cruffins, they’ll have a White Choco Candy Cane (Dec. 16), Chocolate Peppermint (Dec. 26), Chocolate Bark (Dec. 28), and a Maple Cinnamon (Dec. 29). Not to be left out, the last holiday inspired donut will be Gingerbread (Dec.30). With so many delicious holiday flavors, Mr. Holmes Bakehouse is basically Santa Claus. Delicious holiday eats in Los Angeles might be the best Christmas gift you get and when it comes from Mr. Holmes Bakehouse you won’t have to believe in an outlandish story to have them.
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oh my goodness, these look heavenly! If only this bakehouse was around when I was in LA last year 🙁
Heavenly is the perfect word to describe them, Emily! You totally should come back to get your hands on some =]
Omg, I want the cruffins and everything and will gladly gobble them up even though I know my acne will erupt angrily, I don’t care! Everytime I come here, I get superbly hungry and need to eat. I can imagine that taste and texture of these divine breads from your writing, girl and I feel you about the Santa tales. Talking about the fat man with gifts, I really like the song that goes…”I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause….” Hahaha. It’s now playing on repeat in my head. Another brilliant post and yay, I’m the first to comment!! <3 xoxo
OMG you get acne from sweets?!?! NOOOOO that would hurt me so bad — do I eat the cruffin or have clear skin??? I don’t know how you control yourself, Shanaz, but I give you so much credit for being able to do it. Regardless you’re still gorgeous to me! And yes that song was one of my faves but part of me was like, “wait…is she cheating??”
Gaaaaah I think it’s stuck in my head!!! =p
Hahaha, I never thought of it that way but girl, you might be on to something. I always thought that the Santa kissing mummy was the singer’s dad hahaha!!! Are you sure you’re not a detective in disguise? 😀
oooh so confused, maybe you’re right?!? no, no, hopefully you’re right because I like your version of the song so much more!
Your posts are so amazing! As I mentioned in my previous comment, your posts makes me want to check if there is something tasty to eat at the moment!
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Hehehe, thanks a bunch Nilu that means the world for me to hear!
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Haha you made me laugh when you mention about how if Santa was any other man he’d be in a whole world of trouble! 😉 This is an utterly delicious post by the way, I don’t think I’ve laid eyes on something so indulgent in a very long time. Yum!
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OMG you know it’s true. If some random walked into your house with a present in July you would already be talking to a police dispatch! LOL scary but true. And thank you so much it is as delicious as it looks for sure!
Omg! I’m dying just by looking at them!
They look fantastic!
They’re so great!
I am literally speechless, with my mouth gaping open. I give you FULL permission to shove it full of these donuts, even though I cannot eat them. This would be DELICIOUS DEATH! LOL!!!!
A delicious death is the way we should all go anyway right? I mean if I had my choice between dying by cruffins or some horrid Final Destination style gruesome death…..um, I’m raising my hand for the cruffins NO QUESTION!
if you start a campaign for doughnuts to replace mistletoe, i will back you 140%. it made me think of that doughnut game where people try to eat hanging doughnuts as fast as possible, though i don’t think these doughnuts would be good for that (i’d be sad if they fell!!).
LMFAO that’s actually what I thought when I was typing it up! You’re totally right though, these would be such a mess for a game like that but maybe that’s part of the fun — no definitely a mess!
I didn’t know there was such a game.. haha I am going to have to look this up.
Ooooh yeah!!!!
Wow, why have I never seen anything like this in the UK?! They look so delicious mmmm xx
They are so good, Wunms! Ughhh if I could mail some to you I so would!!!
Oh my gosh! Give me the Cinnamon Hot Cocoa Cruffins now!! That really looks so good.
They are so good, Chasa lol!!!