[Reads description out loud] Bacon-wrapped pork sausage, with peanut butter mole, sambal-sesame salsa, pickled papaya, and wasabi furikake, topped with cilantro on a potato roll. [Pauses] “Peanut butter?” I rubbed my eyes like a cartoon character in hopes that I was seeing things. With my contact lenses un-blurred and well adjusted, the words were still